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This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

I want to share everything with u.Your sadness, ur happy moments.Every single second of the day.Let's start with Your bank account. .

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.

Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans: the days after marriage

One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

I m at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!

1 day there was a naked man n elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?

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